Life.Style.Kings

I purchased a brand new Print Shop Pro software from a store. And it did not work at all even a little bit. It was weird, it had an install box that looked like it was created by code by a person. And it did not work. Ultimately, Miller and these Chris guys are random…

Chinese people are not an ethnicity. Asian people are not an ethnicity. When you reach a certain level of computer programing. A bunch of assholes that sold a Silverado continuously. Pretentious wealthiest poorest people. That eat rice after selling a Silverado. That eat rice with other stuff after selling a Silverado. That live in a…

Thompson is just Johnson. Actually Thompson doesn’t just look like a Johnson, which often times doesn’t even look like a human. That Thompson is just Johnson with a Cowboy hat. Thompson looks more like Carter and Miller. Someone with a cowboy hat at a mostly empty MGM that day I forget which time. In a…

I canceled the non-branded rolling tool chest. And purchased a more expensive one that is the same. I think this is my brand Work Pro. Its just these Chinese work tools only slightly nicer. I’m assuming each product is slightly nicer. The novelty tool case they sell is pretty nice. They also have a folding…

How is Satan different than Jack. Satan is a random person that make it rude for you to not acknowledge them as a person. 3 people that can’t keep their story straight about how they don’t prefer a Silverado. 3 people that don’t actually know how to do anything. I just flipped through the first…

Just purchased a rolling tool chest. It’s unbranded but has a new standard design where the tool chest is removable from the bottom to stack on top. It was $135. There was one that was similar that was $89. But this one has side things to hold power tools. I choose the black one. Whereas…

The significance of Susanville, is the American government paid gorillas a bunch of money to build a house in this random rural area. The existence of this house must have existed before the existence of Reno, when this house did not exist last reality at all. Susanville looks like hell, except that its frozen over…

I don’t even know if this is something that exist. It’s something that doesn’t apply to my life. And only applies to random latinos that are frauds every single latino in histories life. Like the first person that ever sold a Hamburger, would also need to know how to cook Lamb Masala.

America is full of unsophisticated Yahoos. That are not great and do not seem like they are great and are not great. People that could have based everything on Johnny saying how the Lion King roll go. That everyone in America is a retarded Alien Yahoo. That sells how every single person in America is…

Every single thing is a Peter Griffen life story. From someone else’s perspective or from some other planet. A life starting as a random Chris Johnson guy. Then becomes a Jen. Then becomes a black Korean with a hard working student hair cut. Then becomes a random surprisingly fluffy chicken woman. Then becomes a Davis…