The Max Payne video game is supposed to make Aliens feel better and more comfortable about everything. So I will explain the premise of the Max Payne video game to everyone. The Max Payne video game is about Thomas and Thomas Anderson.

The premise of the Max Payne game is he’s a white guy that talks in a raspy voice. Like he knew he was great looking like a random white guy. Even in the video game, Max Payne looks slightly latino. Just very slightly little bit latino just as a joke and to scare everyone. That is able to move in slow MO as his superpower.

The Video game is supposed to make everyone feel better. Because Thomas is a retard. That computer technology was immediately able to figure out Thomas is a retard. With random latino cartels after this random guy that finds random kids to go to Costco for him.

And then later all white Irish bar with white people. That guy is a random extremely liable 2 year old. That lazily offered and not offered liquor to someone much older than him. In a basically white area with white people where this guy would be great being a random guy that looks obviously explicitly latino.

With cops after this Max Payne guy and cops dying all around this Max Payne guy. The graphics are good enough to mock the fact that this guy looks explicitly obviously slightly latino. The graphics on this video game are so good that it is made to scare these random latinos that are clowns.

Everything happened because this video game is obviously about Thomas looking slightly latino and being a retard. The entire game is about this guy being able to move in Slow-MO. The game is a marvel in technology. That an alien would tell you they don’t know how that all happened.

Like I said, Miller choose and said all of religion was based around an obscure Deus Ex game. An opaque person would need to wait at least 20 to 50 years to create a cult based on a video game to random people that have never seen 2010 era video games.

I don’t take responsibility or any liability for anything. Because random retards wanted to start a cult based on a Deus Ex video game secretly without any further explanation. I think your retard death Ford Dealership hill was a random bum Aaron Kwon latino.

The Max Payne game is more important because its laughable and hilarious. But it is only laughable and hilarious if anyone has ever seen this random Thomas guy that looks slightly explicitly latino. When this retard that is 12% explicitly latino has no significance to this video game and isn’t hilarious unless these people have all had consistent communication with this random latino.

All of America was replaced by latino clowns, that act like this random latino guy that believes he’s an authority commanding white guy isn’t a joke. That all of America was replaced with random latino clowns that are literally clowns. That sold how being a random latino clown that isn’t a white guy isn’t the joke.

That never knew that there was already a retard Miller person that said all of religion was based on the Deus Ex game without further explanation. Some people argue all these retards were created so I don’t ever need to take any liability or responsibility.

It’s one hundred years of random latinos that are clowns based around how a bunch of people were laughing hysterically at this video game. I smoke a lot of weed all the time and was not laughing hysterically at this video game. A bunch of random latinos that had constant communication with this Thomas guy and knew what he looked like invented latinos.

A bunch of retarded white people that were high as fuck. And all live together with a XBox 360 most likely in a University far away. Because there are no white men that believe they exist in California. A bunch of white college students far away from me that believe they are white men invented latinos because they were not able to sustain looking like a white person.

[Cont] Thomas looks 12% latino full retard idiot white guy in real life, but in the video game looks 5% slightly latino and less latino looking than the real life Thomas.