I think Andre 3000 is the Jaguar. And Andre 3000 doesn’t suck. And Andre 3000 probably can’t stand not sucking. I think Aaron Kwons can’t stand not sucking. And the secret of Aaron Kwons is to keep telling them how great they are.

Thats the reason Aliens live in the mountains. It’s because there are too many people named Aaron Kwon. I think they kept arresting me over and over again because none of the Aliens THEY were bothering in the mountains were against me.

Aaron Kwon is a constant Half-Life game. Thats the significance of Chris Johnson. That one needs to live a life against tons of random Aaron Kwon people. Random people named Aaron Kwon. That all of America and civilization was based from random people named Aaron Kwon.

That obviously can’t be how life works. Why the American military doesn’t exist. That every single person in the American military is Aaron Kwon and was named Aaron Kwon. That every single black person or minority was Aaron Kwon.

That every single white person and other person that does not do farming was Aaron Kwon. Maybe the majority of America are all people named Aaron Kwon. These people were crucified because theres no such thing as black time travelers.