I think someone told me that there was an extremely dense Aaron Kwon person to the far West on the Cowboy planet. So dense that this Aaron Kwon person was causing gravity disturbances. I don’t think I ever thought this person was joking.

That the reason is Barack Obama and all latinos are based around this specific original Aaron Kwon. That every single thing latinos do is actually to confuse everyone from this original Aaron Kwon. When I already told you all I need to do is shave.

That Barack Obama is liable because he believed in an Arrrrrrrrrrian race. That Barack Obama and a bunch of rabid latinos prevented a Mercedes Benz guy from implementing this thing that needed to be implemented because there shouldn’t even be one Aaron Kwon or one Johnson.

That this one Aaron Kwon on an other planet far far away from where they do all the technology stuff IS affecting all of Earth’s technology as well as Earth’s entire orbit. This thing sounds like something they made up, when it is actually true and was true back last reality. So dense, that affects the entire orbit of the Earth from an other planet after this Aaron Kwon went far away as possible from all the technology.