I think the Phil Helmuth thing could be real. The actual reason is this random thick white woman I saw playing poker on a Live stream while I was in a homeless center. That all Aliens, Martins, Gorillas, and other people are obsessed with this random woman that doesn’t look like Taylor Swift.

What do you mean, this woman should and could have been at that homeless center at any time betting all that money. When I thought she was a really good poker player. And there was even a random LA Taiwanese guy that lost tons of money. And just half-confidently cashed in another $20,000.

Everyone is liable because Aliens, Gorillas, and other Martins are obsessed with this random Johnson woman that everyone assumes is a Johnson. Everyone is liable and owes me money for being obsessed with this random woman while I’m working on this thing.

How could someone was a person exist. Or maybe or these people think Johnsons are really bad poker players. Johnsons are not bad poker players at all and don’t specifically ever do anything. This woman could be a whole bunch of random Johnson men.

This woman saw a random house I found on Zillow in North Dakota or something and purchased it. A very specific house built by a random black guy pretending to be a white man to build a house in the middle of the country. That this woman is probably a Duck or something. Someone knows how a poker is played.

Aliens, gorillas, and Martins angry that other people exist that don’t believe anyone in America exists. Ridiculous that there is someone else that needs to own an automobile. Dumbfounded that someone else existed and realized latinos are annoying.