Chris


I think this is all because all these guys are short. All these guys are sometimes latinos. All these guys are sometimes Asian people. That every single person that was ever shorter and distinguished looking was a Chinese retard.

I don’t really talk bad about Chinese people that much. That there’s a Marlon guy that went to the same Elementary school as me. Chinese people aren’t particularly short.

I think random people that attempt to look like Chris are all so horrible that Chinese people became offended for being known as being short. That Laurence Wong is 5’11”.

Because they always knew that every single other random white person that has nothing to do with anything are actually all random Chinese guys that have nothing to do with anything.

Just dangerous Chinese guys that are also miniature Asian girls sometimes too. Like as if we went to a total of 500 different clubs. And every once in a while a random Too Short china town of no particular town person also shows up as the most tiny Asian girls possible.

Thats these peoples scam. I think the Alien time is liable because all these people look like they could be Indonesian. This guy doesn’t even live in Asia and never planned to live in Asia. Asia must actually be a horrible place. Or Aliens don’t believe anyone actually knows how to speak or read Spanish or any foreign language.