If Satan for Aliens is someone that has no computer products or other products (selling a Silverado), then Jesus Christ is every single person in America. Not just every single person in America except random people that look like Chris.

I remember why Aliens are assholes, they know gorillas could and should try to figure out all the Alien technology anyone would ever need to know. And had thousands of years to not infringe on Aliens ever.

Gorillas basically could and should own all these Spaceships themselves. An alien could possibly go crazy and become a supervillain if I sold them a computer and computer technology that works and they wasn’t a lousy Albanian.