Missy Elliot

Gorillas secretly hate Missy Elliot and didn’t know why. Gorillas thought Missy Elliot was acceptable before they realized that it was not. I don’t know what to tell you. Ja Rule is just Brandon Lee. Someone that went to my High School and looks like Ja Rule.

He shot all his mid range jumpers with his shoulder facing the basket. I don’t know what to tell you. I have to deal with random latinos pretending to be black people angrily selling a Silverado every other month. Something that I’ve been and have to deal with continuously for 10 to 20 years.

[Cont] Random idiot little Chinese kids trolling each time I mention Solange. America is full of little Chinese kids or could just be John Reese. I smoke a lot of weed and don’t create cross fire. Black people want F-15s whereas the White Kong wants a MIG.

[Cont2] Satan is random little ass Asian kids. That Solange was at the John George facility. And I said, “all my life’s problems would be solved if I owned a Toyota Solora.” Then I said, “not enough green now you so blue”. It shouldn’t be necessary for me to repeat this stupid ass story. Where every single person working at this scary ass place was making up black peoples accents.