Jordan McCormick

The actual reason Jordan McCormick is treated badly. And is every single person in Northern California right now. Isn’t just a random beef that isn’t completely biased based on reality.

The reason Jordan McCormick is every single other person in Northern California right now isn’t because he was near gorillas which built a house in Susanville, which also seemed very the obvious reason.

It’s because Jordan McCormick was always a latino. Jordan McCormick is a random Chan pedro retard that works at a Jiffy Lube oil change place near The Alameda in San Jose.

The Alameda is one street with a couple of older more impressive houses that look like the entire city of Alameda. But then there’s also some McCormick road nearby that I didn’t take the time to drive through.

Driving to McCormick road is an experience. Someone else should go and drive up there even though I already have this more intimidating Kodak family camera now.