When I was over 235 lbs and trying to lose weight. I was able to do around 3 pull ups and 7 chin ups. When I was skinny in High School, the most I could do was like 7 pull ups and 11 chin ups.
I don’t think Ultimate Ninja is the worst thing I’ve ever watched. I think the worst thing I’ve ever watched is the Pawn Stars before realizing they was completely fraudulent.
Actually, just about every other kid was able to do the Monkey bars in a pretty realistic manner compared to me. Also the swing really high.
A Martin had to install the metal chains on the swing. And install the Monkey bars. The only problem is that wasn’t you. That wasn’t you and no one believes that was you and you are working on either doing the pull ups or being a respectable Martin.