Emerson

Gorillas are Gods. That allowed a 3rd generation person to do random stuff. Because it would be depressing that there was no purpose of life. That random animals were actually a by product not as old or about the same time period as me.

That everything is my fault, even though I just purchased the BMW recently. It was not guaranteed that I could buy a Lexus at a reasonable price.

Aliens are Gods. That planned everything out and knew I would need at least 3 of these specific automobiles. Whereas everyone else is a retarded person in a Lexus 430.