Gorillas that own watches also need to go to war. And for each watch each gorilla owns that is mil spec, each gorilla needs to go to war or at least a mission.
With a black on black Prada leather coat. And a Nissan Armada or Lexus SUV. With Chinese Beef Jerky.
I’m a useless idiot that isn’t even a gorilla, that also needs a SUV. Most the other animals are just holograms, water Buffalo. It is the duty of the Gorilla to be great.
That is what you figure out when you own a TV and there is nothing to watch. These are just the only Aliens that own computers and probably don’t put them to good use.
It is a policy that you made up, because you are a bald black man.