The thing that makes Tom Hanks and Forrest Gump the worst film ever that isn’t watchable even if there is a Gherdeli Chocolate Factory. The thing that makes Forrest Gump the worst film ever is how he talks about how it started raining continuously. It hasn’t actually rained in California for 20 years. Like Zach…

This guy is Nelly and then they kept offering my truck to a Mexican over and over and over and over. Neither random people that are clowns are great or this guy that has League Pass and NFL Red Zone and MLB blah blah blah. That all of America is just this random guy last…

You really don’t understand Jay-Z is a really bad rapper. Unless you listen to this guy rap start rapping with the Beanie Seagal and Freeway. All those really really bad albums existed before any of the other ones. And those albums don’t include the Jaz-Z features on Beanie Seagal and Freeway albums. Life was not…

Every black person stopped playing basketball. And told their children to stop playing basketball to act like responsible adults. And all black people had to do was to actively tell their children to not play basketball because latinos were dangerous clowns. George Ortiz should be crucified facing the Middle School basketball court. That there already…

I don’t think reptilians invented every last Whiteman in America being clowns for the entire history of America and earth. But probably did exist and something happened last reality too. Caucasian people are annoying and possibly retarded and possibly never existed in America ever. That never had a life that existed without a random black…

The person that owned the Spaceship that planned the spacing and range for Lake Chabot is God. And that person is most likely me. That Lake Chabot is spaced out perfectly that you assumed someone that was in the Military planned it out. Obviously someone from the military did not plan out this hiking trail.…

The most obvious people that need to have both their eyes cut out their heads are white women. Aarogant retarded people survived completely by Aliens and Reptilians. That a tiny minuscule random latino that’s a clown that lives in Dublin Jail and isn’t qualified to make it in San Quinn. This tiny minuscule latino clown…

I think thats the moral of the story. That Mazdas are actually really nice. Jaguars are more affordable than Mazdas sometimes. I think grace is Cindy Caster. And therefore Cindy Caster is Carter. Carter is Grace. Cindy Caster is grace. The grace book was available somewhere in a Fremont antiques store for sale. Carter is…

That’s just what I thought of and came up with this year. Possibly two months or three months ago. Just based from the first Chris Johnson name. Everyone is a latino computer programing genius. When all these guys are exactly the same as Aaron Kwon or became Aaron Kwon or was created after the Aaron…

I think the giant zoombie monster was from the very nearby Ghirardelli Chocolate factory. It all makes sense. That the American government would fund a Chocolate factory and need to fund a country of China people. And the purpose of this Ghirardelli Chocolate factory was to tune automobiles. I don’t like liquorish and I don’t…