New Testament

The New Testament was written by a random person that didn’t want to do farming. Realistically, this guy has been this person since the beginning of time.

A Sheep and a lamb is pretty substantially sized. But otherwise animals don’t like Miller. Because Miller is supposed to be the short guy working at the Zoo.

That comes and finds the manager while wearing a bear related clothing.

Peter Griffen

Peter Griffen believes he’s god because he isn’t blonde and has never been blonde. And possibly Johnson believes the same.

Thats what doesn’t make sense about this guy and why he doesn’t make any sense. John Reese is this was all a lazy ass system that couldn’t even be described as super.

That Johnson would always suddenly not exist anymore. And all these fat guys all became short Reese and or Miller guys that everyone just lazily calls Tim.

Thats Johnsons problem, that all these collective Johnson guys all suddenly one day disappeared to became random short Miller Reese guys.

It’s probably safe to go to Folsom California and stay there for a month. But I need to move this giant G4 computer to my house so I can play all these games somehow.

DeWalt

I think the DeWalt guy doesn’t exude the same type of energy as this guy or Samantha Chan. Even though this guy could say nobody every once in a while.

I think this guy is acceptable. And can join the Jaguar Tennis team to Sponsor gorillas and only gorillas. Because Latinos are retards.

[Cont] DeWalt probably sponsors Ford and Specifically Ford. And it makes absolutely no sense how training to be a pilot has nothing to do with anything.

Box

I threw away the Box for these. That were extremely snug before I actually broke them in. It could be because of all types of reasons. Mainly how a light skinned fat Smith guy was a King.

I think I’m going to go with power and control. I could use these shoes. The other one is dangerous and is made for sliding and has brakes.

Daniel Tosh

Daniel Tosh is extremely dangerous. Joey Cheung’s brother, Daniel Cheung. First of all this Snake is a huge asshole or could just be Mel Gipson. A snake is often confused with Mel Gipson.

Because he was at the Pool Hall in Hayward. And I was talking to this guy actively the entire time. Whatever he was talking and saying at the time.

And I was playing Pool really really well able to play the best and only game of paid Pool at a Pool hall that was only for Pool ever.

And I was obviously thinking about the Boy Meets World episode where everyone really sucked at Pool. The best episodes of Boy Meets World out of all the other episodes.

Mario Tennis

I just purchased an affordable Professional Tennis racquet. I never thought any of this could be because I was really good at selling Tennis equipment.

I never thought about how professional tennis was really gay. Just random retarded men unable to have a barber.

I’m not particularly looking forward to being really good at tennis if there aren’t also a lot of dogs. I think this is not a trap at all and Davis Gorilla is really good at Bowling.

It probably is a trap. That everyone in America was not important enough to have a meeting at the Rain Forrest Cafe.

I think I will work on this more affordable Tennis Racquet before I have a Pro one and an Evo one. Or Davis Gorilla is really really old and the most sophisticated tennis player in the Universe.

Johnston

Johnston is Satan. Someone that ultimately has nothing to do with anything from Philadelphia. That no one expects to do anything.

I’ve been skipping meals and did not lose a bunch of weight from being a Samoan. My refrigerator in my Condo is literally broken.

Johnston is Satan a fat person that wears fat people’s clothing that weighs 170lbs. I don’t think this guy ever kept repeating how he was 170lbs. I think that’s something Wilson did.

That both me and Johnston are naturally 170 lbs. And the Elephant did not want me to ride. Or possibly the Elephant just wanted a place in my Zoo.

Kodak

KODAK Digital Still Camera

This photo makes absolutely no sense and is actually a combination of different photos taken with one or different Kodak Cameras. All the Buffalo were huddled in one location at the Zoo even though it seemed like they could roam free. Like everything wasn’t Time the Aliens fault or something.

Money Ball

There’s no redeeming qualities or even reason to watch this entire film. It just mentions Jason Jiambi over and over again. The film has no redeeming qualities and doesn’t make any sense at all.

The film isn’t based on masterful film editing. The film is completely based on not playing the Who Let the Dogs Out song.