Life.Style.Kings

Life.Style.Kings

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  • Card Games

    The MGM Alien invented the entire game of Poker. Because no one believes any of these other guys could create a game based on maths that kinda made sense. When some people say I invented basketball and poker. I said Thomas raised the basket one foot. But that was 3 realities ago. Reese invented the…

    September 23, 2025
  • Phil Helmuth

    I think the Phil Helmuth thing could be real. The actual reason is this random thick white woman I saw playing poker on a Live stream while I was in a homeless center. That all Aliens, Martins, Gorillas, and other people are obsessed with this random woman that doesn’t look like Taylor Swift. What do…

    September 22, 2025
  • Jambalaya

    I don’t like Jambalaya. I’m the only person that ever said they didn’t like Jambalaya. The part where it says I don’t like stupid people is also sad. Because Joey Cheung was the smartest person from this team of retard scumbags and is a crazy David Tov retard. Someone that made a bunch of fonts…

    September 22, 2025
  • Worst Person

    Ultimately the worst person in the Universe is this MGM Alien guy. That everyone already figured out was the worst person in the Universe. All these people are liable, because anyone that went over there to see the two Stadiums and nothing else are liable. People that always knew they invented the game of Football…

    September 22, 2025
  • Intermediate Poker

    I will just teach you intermediate poker and how I play poker. Because no one that has played a significant amount of poker is that crazy about playing poker in the year 2025. Most people have experience and know how to play poker it seems. When there are also tons of random brand new players.…

    September 22, 2025
  • Paris

    Gorillas all collectively own the Paris Casino. And Aliens agree that Gorillas all collectively own the Paris Casino. I just conveniently won at that Paris Casino because I was the person that was getting tons of Pocket A’s over and over again. It wasn’t because I wasn’t showing my Pocket A’s. I probably had 5…

    September 22, 2025
  • MS 13

    The real reason the MGM Alien did everything was he believes he’s the founder of MS 13. That the guy just looks as if he could have looked like a Jeweler to use Jeweler equipment. The guy hired random latinos to do a thing and did it wrong. I guess I do know what to…

    September 22, 2025
  • Wise

    The Floria gorilla is correct and wise. I won’t finish this project for another 5 years at least. Even though I have everything ready. That this MGM Alien is purposely in the wrong location. And probably did his part wrong on purpose. That there would be nothing left to finish after finishing these bricks. I…

    September 22, 2025
  • Flo-Rida

    I wasn’t thinking about Flo-Rida the entire time. Satan is random people that have a really big lined beard. When thats what Chan looks like and just spent all their remaining resources on this random guy that looks more like Cameron than Chan. That Gorillas don’t really say anything and latinos are not robots. Gorillas…

    September 21, 2025
  • Hyundai

    Random old Jewish women that own Hyundais going towards the Alcatraz on a boat is Ross. Random people that do everything because they go to museums and hate all the model pictures of men in World War II and Vietnam and building bridges. Mainly these things. I’m not on a boat right now. Ross is…

    September 21, 2025
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