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I think my entire book was about driving next to the supercharged Rosch F150. I was driving on regular 580. And there was a supercharged Rosch on the freeway preparing or starting to rev his engine. Then I pulled up next to him because I was a lane or two away.

My truck doesn’t have a lot of pull but it has a lot of push. And I gassed my truck as hard as I could while doing 55mph, next to the supercharged Rosch. His was pretty loud but wasn’t impressive visually. Mine was a V6 that had a giant largest possible boom available and was still tuned at the time.

I think my truck was more visually impressive and loud. Chris Johnson is a slacked jawed retard that can’t stop offering my truck to Mexicans and believing he’s great. A Chris Johnson is not a man but a latino retard and the manifestation of everything everyone hates about latinos.

That everything is just to keep Chris Johnson a latino from looking like a latino. A retard thats retard thats a clown thats a latino but isn’t a latino because he’s the manifestation of everything everyone hates about latinos.

[Cont] I didn’t know there were going to be two giant bear horses on the way up to Susanville. And I timed it perfectly, so the two bear horses could hear the one Yung LA verse, I had my back truck window down but all the other windows up because it was cold.

I think Gorillas and other animals only drink the finest liquor. Finest liquor and White Zinfandel. Probably only drinks Pink Zinfandel. Therefore all animals strive to drink White Zinfandel. I think all animals drink White Zinfandel. The Kings Creek is really good. So good its suspicious.

I think Gorillas only drink liquor that is good. And don’t drink whatever Peter Griffin people recommend. If you was like a Bear or Tiger, Grey Goose would be the only Vodka that you would try. Grey Goose is pretty good, I don’t think they allow Gorillas to try Tequila or Vodka.

If a Gorilla has tried Whiskey and all types of liquor, it would seem strange that a gorilla has also never tried Tequila or Vodka. I think both Tequila and Vodka fail. Fail in being a legitimate consumable product that isn’t for retards.

[Cont] The Alcoholic Apple Cider I purchased is really good. Its shaped and is like an Apple Cider Malt liquor. I haven’t finished the one yet. Its malt liquor heavy. And really does have a higher alcohol percentage than beer. But tastes like Apple Cider Malt Liquor. I will let you know when I finish this entire pack.

[Cont 2] Alcoholic Apple Cider is naturally the first thing that exists. Beer and liquor exist afterwards. If Chinese people in Jamaica are also Henry ye, then they don’t explain how this guy survives in either Macao or Jamaica.

Macao a completely empty Asian Holland/Disneyland/Las Vegas. You’re telling me a Henry Ye guy is just living there pretending to be a professional. I think Chinese people aren’t that great and need this blog to realize all these people are Henry Ye.

I think Gorillas are less American than everyone in America has grown to believe. That all these Western films are just hiding how Gorillas have never tried Tequila. I don’t think a Gorilla would ever approve of Tequila no matter how many Dragons there are.