Gorillas invented Apple Pie. And Thompson stole this some how and for some reason. Because Aliens are arrogant and needed to prove how gorillas would not implement standard code for gorillas. Or the entire Apple corporation is based on not existing.
An Apple Crips is Johnson. Humanity was literally evolved from gorillas. Not something they just made up. Random Martin Rodger people are not humans and no one even wants to be associated with humans.