The Bible is very much relevant. That people in the mid west that isn’t even known as the mid west that grow wheat have nothing to do with anyones life. Are random people that have nothing to do with anything that invade California selling wheat somehow.

Random people that obviously don’t know how to do anything. And baking bread is also very difficult thing that requires tons of work more than a bread making machine. Bread making machines have probably improved in modern times.

That all the Bible is about a random white guy that sells the idea of Bacon Bread. The Bible was written by people more hipster than the retarded person that has never tried bread made from a bread machine. The Bible was written by people less retarded than random people that have nothing to do with selling Budweiser or not selling Budweiser.

That the Bible was written by Aliens. That random people that sell wheat because they’re a white person don’t actually exist and are all Russians from Susanville. The Bible was written by Aliens that made up every single thing. That theorize that random people that sell wheat from Susanville are not an ethnicity and could all be named John.