The giant zoombie monster could have been the girl that works at “Work World” in South Land Mall. Or these people already realized they failed with the Esquire magazine many many many years ago. I think the Esquire magazine party was terrible.

Therefore Tim is a Thomas also. Literally the Tim that I know. That all Thomases would know that the Esquire party was terrible and that’s why they can’t stand Barack Obama. It’s not because he’s the first Aaron Kwon.

The party was really bad and was before Barack Obama was president. Therefore all of human civilization ended because all these guys were retarded. I didn’t know Barack Obama was the anti-Christ.

Barack Obama is the Anti-Christ, that all of American society and civilization ended because Barack Obama is a crazy Miller megalomaniac. All of American civilized culture ended because Barack Obama is crazy.

Their Esquire magazine was full of gonzo latinos and Barack Obama white women. There’s a chance the giant zoombie monster is someone from many many years from now.