I thought I looked more pale and Vietnamese in this photograph. When I am the least Vietnamese person in the Universe.
I think the entire significance of Las Vegas and Casinos existing at all is me winning that No-Limit Texas Hold em Tournament in Las Vegas Paris Casino.
First of all, no one remembers how the name “No-Limit Texas Hold ém” is really long and specific. That there was no GOD and I was relying on my own technology and everyone else was a Mime.
Everyone else was a rabid idiot that never took the time to explain how everyone was reading my blog.
After I won the Hand where I only had 3 chips and Pocket Aces and got in to the final table, I did a sudden huge loud celebration yell. That could have happened a hand or two after I had 3 chips.
Then after I won the entire thing, I came down from my room that I was already staying at the Paris Casino. With my Pin Striped JC Penny suit. The Pin Stripped JC Penny suit obviously the nicest suit in America and Las Vegas for many many years.
JC Penny suit and my Empiros Sun Glasses. They reproduced those Sun Glasses and massed produced them for a while. People in America that existed would and should think about how they a random Ortiz guy that gambles in random 5th rate Casinos in rural Nevada.