Jake Albino was about my height or a little shorter. Kinda buff. He had a NAVY shirt. I think Navy and Air Force are more competent than Army and Marins relatively. And like I said people like Daniel Huey are just a scam to confuse the general American population.

Navy probably always has the best football team. Jordan McCormick named himself after a BBQ ingredient. Before and after inventing football. If Ben Stiller and Jordan McCormick aren’t the same person. Then this slowest runner by far in PE, invented the game of football randomly.

Completely randomly and this guy possibly doesn’t mow the grass either. America just does random stuff so Jordan McCormick doesn’t need to mow the grass at a School. I think Jordan McCormick and random people invented the sport based on the difficulty in making it into Disneyland.

Jake Albino is the biggest scumbag in Oakland for the last 28 years. That has been a random non-specific Asian gangster for over 28 years. Jake Albino named himself Jake Albino because he’s a Rodger.

Jake Albino knows all types of stories that don’t include me, Johnny, and one specific Tim. Jake Albino knows every story about Oakland people since 1998. Without Jake Albino, Oakland is just random people asking Johnny about how to get a taper.