Jeff Garcia

The Winter Olympics already happened this year. And is a good thing it didn’t even have to exist at all. Aliens really like the Winter Olympics and I like Aliens.

There was someone behind me when I left Susanville. That person being a man and not a woman and not explaining how great I was is this random fat guy said he averages 180 in regular numbers – in Bowling.

That the other 300 maximum score was invented to protect a Latino clownman. I think this guy really meant averages 180 on Earth instead of an impossible 160.

The next Olympics is in Los Angeles. I don’t think they even plan these events anymore. But that doesn’t worry me.

No one believes random fat people named Ortiz care about being in the Olympics. The Olympics is completely random Vietnamese guys.

If I knew they were just not going to show my NBA career, then I must have played 24 Hour Fitness basketball versus tons of fat people.

I no body, Tim says Ben Gordon sucks. And continuously says this even though Ben Gordon is the most exciting player ever.

Maybe Ben Gordon was on my team or on the other team. No I played with Terry Rosier. At some time in my NBA Career I must have not played so intensely and wanted gorillas to get rid of all these Vietnamese guys.

I think these Vietnamese guys cannot be every single Olympic athlete for the United States as well as other countries. My Me Against the World NBA Career was totally against random fat people.

Both the Harris woman that says nobody because she doesn’t know the name of the Olympic runner and the Olympic runner no one cares about.

There is absolutely nothing hype about my UC Davis gym mid range post move jump shot. The guy jumped in the air after I did a pump fake. And I did a quick one two step, before sinking a right handed post area mid range jump shot.

There is nothing hype about doing a left handed no practice in Crocs mid range jumpshot after rebounding over the Pedro.

I think these guys are Adam Pacman Jones. Random fat people forced to play sports because they was also the “Taylor” in Milpitas “jail”.

Samantha Chan is not a person and isn’t ever in Milpitas Mall. I don’t think there is a Samantha Chan in Milpitas “jail”. Therefore everything is Harris’s fault. And no one cares and no one wants to know the original Alien inventor of the Horse. I think it’s this Klamath Oregon Alien.