The brand Dwayne Wade wears is Li Ning. The guy is the smartest black person in America if sports still existed and he was still playing basketball. I think Jiangs evolved into decent people because they were all so liable. Not even liable but unqualified.

That Elita lived in New York for many years. And really did live in New York. And lived in an apartment with a random Tim guy and other people. The guy asked me about the Oakland A’s. I think I gave him a black people answer and said I don’t really watch baseball.

That I had two different trips to New York. And Elita is not the worst person in history but the most liable person in history. That Hillary Clinton was out making a speech that day in the direction we were walking. And the Jamaican drummers were drumming extra hard.

Everything happened because the Jamaican drummers drummed extra hard that day. Could have all been Reyes. A cheap Chinese china town tour across a couple of East Coast states including Rhode Island would be the most disruptive thing ever in American history.

Two two week long trips to New York. Elita and Ortiz aren’t the worst people in history. Elita was smarter and more normal than everyone in America back in the day. All those trips were before I even graduated from High School. And a trip to Washington DC.

Washington DC isn’t an actual city and is completely empty with no restaurants anywhere. And each trip was on an Airplane that was not Southwest. Adrian Peterson and crew caused 9/11. Because they were crazy latinos that were part of an Esquire magazine group.

Broadway in New York is like Union Square in San Francisco only on one long street. With a FAO Schwarz. Time isn’t bad, time gave everyone FAO Schwarz with a Donald Trump cameo. Or maybe they were assholes that wanted to show this FAO Schwarz place over and over again.

Time is good that made all these 1990s films. Or time is bad that showed this FAO Schwarz place over and over again to latinos. A latinos knows that their life doesn’t make any sense. Random most Turkish looking latinos that need an FAO Schwarz without any other latino.