The significance of the Max Payne game is that this Thomas guy is retarded. That Kids back in the day would say how Laura Croft was hot. And all the kids would say how Laura Croft was hot and the one Latina teacher named Laura was hot.

The Max Payne game goes with Laura Croft. That Martins and everyone wasn’t a retarded arrogant asshole back in the day. Bears are worth more than random latinos. That all the kids and every single person was living in harmony.

And everyone was getting along great and there were latinos and not latinos and black peoples. And the little kids in Elementary School and Middle School kept saying Laura Croft is hot. It’s not that they were mocking how there were no white people that went to any Middle School or High School.

It’s totally about this random Thomas liquor store owner being a completely different type of doofus that never existed before. That everyone was getting along fine and no minorities were bragging about being rabid white men. And every single minority wasn’t a retarded person lazily bragging about not even qualifying as latino.

The Laura Croft video game is telling me to otherwise keep going to Las Vegas. That’s probably the entire video game and what the entire video game is about. As it would be acceptable to blame everything on random people that are not me.