Samantha Chan

America is full every single person is Samantha Chan. Random people that were mostly not a part of anything. And replacing and being taught how to be random Asian people that existed. That’s what all these Asian guys do for a living.

That’s how they survive. They teach random black Chinese kids to hypothetically be one of the random Asians people that could have had a life. Like I told you the story of the Tele I went to.

It was me Daniel Huey, Frank, and some other guys. It was at a Cheap motel in Hayward. It must have been Huey’s idea to go to this random thing. There was like two girls there. And then they made up something because nothing happened at all and I wasn’t talking to this one specific Williams girl.

And then a whole bunch of little Asian guys arrived in numbers. Everything is Daniel Huey’s fault, this guy that brought us to this event. This guy that couldn’t find any girls to bring to this party for me to talk to. Then we left.

It’s ridiculous that Daniel Huey is a Navy Seal or in the military at all. Jake Albino is dead. Jake Albino is dead and the Raquel spaceship is lost in Space. The Golden Compass is secretly a film with a bunch of people bumming it out in Castle.

Just random people bumming it out in a European castle talking to the air. It’s a really great film. But really its a bunch of people bumming it out in a Castlevania planet talking to Bears.