Shaq isn’t the biggest loser because he’s a clown. Shaq is the biggest loser because he’s a latino thats a clown. The biggest laziest clown and loser in the history of history.

I think I’m going to focus on cutting out both Shaqs eye sockets and then desecrating his grave. Shaq, Carter, and Harris are the secret team.

Harris says this is all about attacking latinas. Therefore there are two options. To cut out both the eye sockets of Carter and Shaq. Or cut out the eye sockets of random latinas.