War

The Moral of the story is this was the beginning and end of War. And there didn’t need to be a reason to do anything because life and civilization needed to be engineered by me or another gorilla.

That no one would claim to be a King or President or Farmer if they knew how they knew anything about anything.

Aliens are probably the first and only successful farmers and the reason “Humans” don’t exist. When all of Earth cannot be from one Alien that knows what he’s doing Bacon farmer.

That the Ford Alien didn’t want his bootleg less Alien Spaceship to start all of Civilization. And all war would just end with ending the Ford Spaceship easily.

I am obviously never going to buy another Ford ever. I need to ruin as many random people’s automobiles as possible because every last latino was a clown brat that’s bad at everything including gambling for the first time.