Will Miller Will had a birthday. And he rented out the most expensive hotel possible in San Jose or something. And there was a hooker there. She was really pretty.

I agree that this hooker was pretty. And its the reason why I’m going to continuously find random white people to stab in the eye.

I’m literally going to stab and cut out both the eyes of a random police officer, please accept that this is going to happen and stop pretending to be men.