My almost dunking the ball the night before they closed down the Gym for 2 years. It happened at night time, probably 4 am or 5 am.
I wasn’t smoking any marijuana at all. And I was really fat still. And I had a bum left ankle. It really was completely numb and I had to wrap my ankle or otherwise it would be dangerous to play.
You are living in your alternate Samantha Chan retard reality of greatness. You believe I had to be 220 lbs to play basketball. When in fact, no one expected anyone to play basketball.
You had a random Barack Obama Steph Curry kid that had the same exact snap jump shot just really short. I could be someone that you didn’t expect or know was the most athletic person in America by far.
I launched from just beyond the Free Throw line. Where it wouldn’t have set off any sensor from a Bowling Alley thing. And I was going at such a high speed that I was almost tilting towards the basket, like a John Starks.
When I finally reached the basket, even though I was going at such high speed, I still had my entire hand and control of the Ball with one hand. And almost slammed the ball about 2 or 3 inches above the basket.
You are a retarded person thats not even a living being Samantha Chan clown deranged person that looks deranged. Continuously saying nobody with a deranged Samantha Chan face.
I landed after the almost slam, and didn’t hang on the basket, and landed like a professional that was obviously a NBA player. But if I wasn’t already a NBA player. Then it would have been unrealistically athletic form of someone you don’t think is that athletic.