David Chan Ho isn’t that tall. And David Chan Ho is even much shorter than that. And David Chan Ho is a random subhuman made to wear size 11 shoes for the greatness of random Latinos that are irrelevant.
The Alien language doesn’t actually have anything about owning a Mac Pro. And the entire Alien language isn’t about doing random stuff so they can own a Mac Pro.
Thompson is liable because the Snoop Dogg smaller Alien is a random Alien from a random Nekka planet. And there is no Alien Language completely based around how Aliens aren’t qualified to own a Mac Pro.